Introducing the next ridiculously oversized (14"x14") badge from BigFuckingBadge: the PORTAL badge. A Companion-Cube-shaped badge almost as big as the real thing. Interact with this touch-activated monstrosity, filled with features, working portals, games, and tons of the sounds from the actual game. Unlock all the achievements and an Easter egg or two. And don't forget to check out the PORTAL Gun SAO. You might need it.

Preorder $120 / During Show $150

This fun little piece of nostalgia from nearly 2 decades ago (yes, we are that old) is just waiting for you. That's Right! Your very own PORTAL gun, complete with blue portal mode, orange (or was it red) portal mode, and off. Get the companion to this year's BigFuckingBadge, the PORTAL badge. Don't miss out on the fun interaction between the SAO and the badge.

$20

Have you ever wanted to take home part of that Hacker Jeopardy vibe? Or do you just really enjoy looking at Lintile's face? Maybe you want to touch Lintile's face. Pick up this fantastic addition to BigFuckingBadge's OffensiveSAO lineup. Chant along with the "Don't Fuck It Up" cheer track! Or just annoy the people around you by playing it non-stop.

$20

The original and first SAO in BigFuckingBadge's OffensiveSAO lineup. An experiment in back-lighting and a way to demonstrate the importance of the SAO lanyard. This simple rectangle sends a message, both romantic and raunchy, at random. Do you love me? Do you REALLY love me? Do you just want my body? Really want my body?

$20

Let people know how you really feel with this signature addition to BigFuckingBadge's OffensiveSAO lineup. This unique SAO can work as either a standard plug-in SAO or as a stand-alone battery-operated lapel badge (complete with magnetic lapel clip). Put it on and select the mood that best fits you in the moment.

$20

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